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March 9, 2019
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Funny WhatsApp Status Because Who doesn’t love a good laugh?

By Bisma Qamar

Hey There!!

Who doesn’t love a good laugh? It gets your heart going, gets your blood pumping and, more importantly, just makes you happy. No matter what mood you’re in, a good laugh can put you right where you want to be. And blessed be those who have the ability to make others laugh. They increase the joy and happiness in this world.

And anyone can crack a good joke. Yeah! We mean it, anyone. You just have to have the right mindset and have to be in the right place at the right time. When it comes to the internet and social media, there’s a plethora of ways through which you can share the things that you think would make your friends and family laugh and spread the joy in the world. One of these ways is via your funny WhatsApp status. It’s the first thing that people see when visiting your profile. So why not make them giggle and smile by looking at something amusing like Funny WhatsApp status.

And don’t you worry one bit as to where you would find something to make others laugh for your status, because we here at Status List are committed to the process of providing you with the wittiest and the funniest WhatsApp DPs to choose from. So enjoy some hands full of Funny WhatsApp Status.

Funny WhatsApp Status

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED”

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Drink beer & Save water!

Carefully edited truths are the best way to LIE. Because technically you’re not lying!

I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card”

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before police”

I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.”

I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things: give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.”

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.”

Someone on his WhatsApp status “sleeping” since three days. He probably dead.”

Warning!!! I know Karate and some other words too!!!!”

If people are talking about you behind your back, then just fart

Here my dad comes on WhatsApp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…”

Life is short, why waste in updating status? Right? No, Just Kidding!”

Facebook – The only place in the world you can be social while being antisocial.”
If I could go back in time I would put cheese on a lot more things.”
You know you’re getting old when you and your teeth don’t sleep together any more. “
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk. “
Good actors make good liars but good liars make great actors.”
As I watch this generation try to rewrite history, one thing I’m sure of…. it will be misspelt and have no punctuation.”
Bisma Qamar

Hi this is me, Bisma Qama. I am from Allahabad, UP and I have done PG in English Journalism from IIMC. Currently working as a content writer in Blue Ivory.