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February 9, 2019
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Join the laughter parade with our Funny WhatsApp Status

By Richa Kaushik

Join the laughter parade with our Funny WhatsApp Status

We all enjoy a good laugh, don’t we? And when the one who is the reason for that laughter is you, then what else could one want?! Someone with good humour is wanted by every peer group and desired by every girl indeed. We tend to read funny WhatsApp Status of our friends and wonder from they find such cool and funny things to share!  It might seem  easy but being the funny one isn’t all that easy, right? One needs to develop that presence of mind, bring out that quirky witty side and have the best of timing. So, Join the laughter parade with our Funny WhatsApp Status.

Laughter takes all our worries away. It changes the state of mind from one moment to another. Such a happy life state is what helps us keep alive and going in this tough world! We look forward to meeting our chirpy cheerful friends who crack jokes time to time and keep the environment so relaxed and light that smiles and laughter is what exists all around. Such friends possess the personality which acts like a magnet draws everyone around and envelopes all those in bright and cheerful smiles and laughter. Such a personality which makes all smile and laugh is something which attracts all. After all we all love the people who make us laugh!

But being that cool funny one seems such a task, right? Don’t you worry! For we at Status List do all the work bit for you and assemble at one place the best of funny Status that you can post on your social media like WhatsApp and become the cool funny guy or girl who everyone looks forward too. So get on the bandwagon buddy, let’s get on a rollercoaster of nothing but cheerful laughter!

50 best of Funny WhatsApp Status

  • People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov
  • I don’t always get asked out on a date… But when I do, it’s on April 1st.
    If I said I’ll fix it, I will. There is no need to remind me every 6 months about it.
  • Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.
  • Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.

  • When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
  • “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.” — Chris Rock
  • Google must be a woman because it knows everything.
  • When I was BORN I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.

  • .Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
  • Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.
  • Save water drink beer.
  • My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.

  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  • My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.
  • I have an Impudent neighbour Knocking on my door at 2 AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson!

  • The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
  • Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… People the opposite.
  • True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people.
  • Someone on his WhatsApp status “sleeping” since 3 days… He’s probably dead.

  • I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day…
  • Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them!
  • You need an attitude adjustment. Let me get my tools.
  • Not all marriages start with “Will you marry me?”. Some start with “I’m pregnant.”

  • I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
  • I wish there was a way to donate FAT like you can donate blood.
  • Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a “No Bell” prize.
  • After Tuesday, even the calender says “W T F”.

  • Relationship status- “Waiting for a Miracle.”
  • My goal this weekend is to move only enough so people know I’m not dead.
  • I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.

  • Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey
  • Wi-Fi went down for 5 minutes so i had to talk to my family.
  • Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
  • Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

  • Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.
  • A bald spot is like a lie, the bigger it gets the harder it is to cover it up.
  • I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
  • Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.

Richa Kaushik

Richa Kaushik is a self-motivated entrepreneur and innovator, with an inclination towards content writing and an eye for detail. Focused, collaborative, visionary leader with superior multi-tasking abilities and fluency in English. Seeking to make a meaningful impact on organizations and improve people’s lives.