Whoever said that laughter is the best medicine couldn’t have been more correct. Not only it gets our blood pumping, but it also entertains us way beyond belief. The moment you get hit by that one perfect punch line, you’ll know… Oh, you’ll know. Not only is it fun to hear a joke and laugh our hearts out, but it’s also even more fun to crack one on our own and make people laugh. And whats’ the better way than to just post it as your funny WhatsApp status.
The feeling of having people laugh alongside you is probably one of the most joyous ones. It’s the most common known cure for sadness. If you see someone feeling low, hit them up with a funny one-liner. Tag them in your funny WhatsApp Status. And not to fear as to where you can find the words to be funny! We here at Status List are happy to help provide you with some of the funniest quotes and statuses that’ll not only put you in a good mood but also your friends and family.
So here are some of the stomach aching Funny WhatsApp Status….. Enjoyyy!!
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you’re done.”
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”
It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.”
Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.”
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?”
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.”
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody’s listening.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.”
He who laughs last didn’t get the joke.”
By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”
I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”
Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.”
Failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.”
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”